I’m gonna’ make this article short but uncomfortable.
And i’m extremely proud of that!
Anyhoo, back to the show.
I betcha’ if a woman walked up to John McCain and said the word “vagina”, he would slap her across the face, call her a “creep” then stalk off in a huff because he would be so offended by a woman uttering the word “vagina” outloud in a public place.
Let’s face it, John McCain is “old school” and to keep it real, just plain old.
I betcha’ if a lesbian couple like Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi were to go up to John McCain and whip out a couple of tampons and wave them around teasingly in his face he would probably gasp loudly at seeing a lesbian couple and a couple of tampons in the same place, cover his eyes and grope his way to the nearest exit.
God, I would pay money to see that, but I digress.
So I pose this question to you…………………………….
“Can John McCain’s “old school” ass handle the Britney Spears vagina-tampon women of today?”
These women are brazen, fearless, shameless, ruthless and everywhere! They’re his new constituents! And they ain’t goin’ no where! They’re in rapid supply and they multiply!
(Long evil laugh!)
With women as young as teenyboppers flashing their vajayjays on YouTube or at any camera in hopes of furthering or jumpstarting their careers, could John McCain handle these women in his presidential tenure?
With women getting knocked up out of wedlock at the drop of a hat like it’s the latest fashion, can John McCain handle it?
With sex tapes of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian making women with absolutely no talent household names and oodles and oodles of cash, can John McCain handle it?
This good ol’ boy is from a totally different generation from the Britney Spears vagina-tampon women of today.
With Jenna Jamison telling women how they can make love like a porn star and porn not being available in John McCain’s day, i’m going to ask all of you of there reading this article……………………..
“Can a conservative Republican like John McCain handle the Britney Spears vagina-tampon women of today?”
Please let me know.
