Marijuana Munchies for Gay & Lesbian Potheads!

ZOINKS!
JINKIES!
SCOOBY DOOBIE DOO!

As long as we’re on the subject of “doobies”, have any of you recently smoked one that left the “little head” or the “big head” as big as Scrappy Doo’s?

If So, GOOD FOR YOU and I hope you put it to good use!

If No, then try the mind-blowing stoner recipe below then put it to good use.

(By the by, I know that it is not my place to do this but I am outting FRED JONES of the animated mystery series, “Scooby-Doo, Where Are You.” Hey Fred, don’t hide in the closet! Be proud of being a good-looking gay male who was in love with Shaggy not Daphne and wanted to do a threesome with Scooby Doo! You low-down dirty dog! Wuf! Wuf! Or should I say, “Scooby Doobie Doo!”)

SCOOBY SNACKS
2 cups flour
2 eggs
1 cup quaker dry oatmeal
1 tbsp vanilla
1/2 cup cocoa
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 pound (1 stick) butter
1 tbsp walnut extract
1 oz. of finely ground cannabis/marijuana

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl. If there is not enough liquid to mix all ingredients after 5 minutes of stirring, add a tiny amount of milk to aid in mixing of remaining ingredients. Taste batter before cooking and adjust amount of sugar to your liking. Place on a lightly greased cookie sheet and bake for 8 to 12 minutes, depending on how large you made your cookies. Can be cooked for a shorter time for chewier cookies, or a longer time for drier, crisp cookies.

BON APPETIT!

Got Milk Gay & Lesbian Spirits: “Try The White Splash!”

Hey Gay & Lesbians, did you have a hard day at the office, is your girdle too tight, agitated because of all the Lindsay Lohan & Britney Spears coverage-drama or are the kids driving you nuts? If you answered “yes” to any of the above questions, try this fun drink by renowned chef Toribio Prado of Cha Cha Cha Restaurant in Los Angeles, CA to help lift your spirits! (Just remember not to drink and drive and listen to the song, “Hit Me Baby One More Time!”)

WHITE SPLASH

Ingredients Needed:
8 ounces milk
2 shots “Licor 43″ (Liquor 43) or “Kahlua” or “Cointreau”
2 ounces ice
1 cinnamon stick
1 pinch of fresh ground nutmeg

Instructions:
In a 16 ounce glass, pour ice, Licor 43 (or substitutes) and milk. Add cinnamon stick and sprinkle top with nutmeg.

Preparation:
5 minutes

For Stoner Gay & Lesbians: Marijuana Brownies for the Stomach and Soul

I’m gonna’ make this short because i’m hoping that the majority of you will stay awake long enough to read this web page before you float off into la la land courtesy of the purple haze trip you just took.

So i’m gonna bogart your joints, pipes and bongs temporarily until I say what I have to say then i’ll be gone in 60 seconds.

P.S. The movie, “Gone in 60 Seconds” starring Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie is a great movie to watch while you’re F.U.B.A.R! (i.e. Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) Another good movie to watch is “Dazed and Confused” starring a young Ben Affleck and indie queen, Parker Posey.

Anyhoo, I have a question for the gals and I have a question for the guys.

Lesbians, do you only participate in marijuana/drug studies specifically designed to help get your ass off of drugs in hopes that you’ll earn enough extra cash to buy a couple of bricks for special occasions like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday?
(Nod your head cause’ you know that the answer is “yes.”)

Gay Guys, do you cheer and smile when your boyfriend tells you that he would rather suck on a glass dick than suck on your dick because the glass dick tastes so much better than yours?
(Nod your head cause’ you know that the answer is “yes.”)

Gals, if you answered “yes” to the above question then you are a totally zonked out pothead!

Guys, if you answered “yes” to the above question then you are not only a totally zonked out pothead but you are in need of some serious help asap!

This is where these Marijuana Brownie Recipes come in handy.

Enjoy and bon appetit!

MARIJUANA BROWNIE RECIPE 1:

Pot brownies are one of the most popular cannabis recipes around, and like the cannabis butter, its very easy to make.
Ingredients:
Box of brownie mix
Recommended amount of butter on box of mix
2 eggs (or mix recommended amount)
A few notes about the ingredients:
Many brownie mix recipes will recommend oil, however I still use cannabis butter. Always use the amount of butter (or oil) recommended on the box and adjust the amount of marijuana you use accordingly. Again I recommend at least 3.5 grams (preferably more).
Directions:
Prepare the weed butter as explained in the cannabis butter recipe.
Throw all the ingredients mentioned on your brownie mix box (including the weed butter) into a mixing bowl and start mixing.
Evenly pour the mix into a greased cooking pan no smaller than 9″ x 9″
Then place in the oven for the recommended time at the recommended temperature.
And we’re done!
Happy baking!

MARIJUANA BROWNIE RECIPE 2:

The Real Special Brownie Recipe
by John Lange

Foreward: Okay. Im stoned right now. I have been going online and have found NO good articles on pot brownies. All of these articles are bullshit saying “oh yeah, just dump the weed into brownie mix”. Now if you do that then you’ll get a stomache ache, hardcore stomache ache, and you’ll also shit green flakes for a week. So here is the recipe.
What you need:
1. All the ingredients for brownies(home made recipe or ready to make)(the only thing we are fucking with is the fat.)
2. About a half ounce to an ounce of pot (half ounce got me and friends totally fucked up)
3. A frying pan.
Preparing the Brownies:
1. Alright first take all the oil that is supposed to be used in the recipe. If there is no oil then use the fat or butter instead. Now take this oil and put it in the frying pan at a medium heat on the stove. Melt the butter/oil and heat it up a little.
2. Dump in all the weed (make sure ALL seeds and stems are removed, this is important!) Now what we’re going to do is stir around the weed in the oil and get it mixed in really well. Stir it for about 3-5 minutes. Now what you’re doing is when the leaves are heated it breaks down the cell wall and releases thc. Now thc is a fat-soluble chemicle so the butter/oil will absorb it.
3. Take the oil and poor it through a sifter. This is to get out all the weed (you can take this and say its highly resonated chronic nugs). Now use the oil as needed for the recipe and follow the rest of the instructions.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT PUT STRAIGHT WEED INTO BROWNIES!!!!

P.S. I know that what I had to say took longer than 60 seconds but just remember this saying, “He or she who holds the bud, holds the power!”
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!