Bad Parenting Tips for Gay & Lesbians: Dina Lohan–Shame on you for letting your 14 year old daughter walk around looking like Tammy Faye Baker!

Last night, the reality tv show, “Living Lohan” premiered on the “E” channel.

Here are some of the forgettable highlights:

-Dina Lohan (a.k.a. Lindsay’s momager) revealed to the world that she reads the tabloids everyday to see if there are any false stories about her children in it. (So basically this bitch reads, the National Enquirer twenty-four seven and has her attorney on speed dial!)

-The Lohan family lives in Long Island New York. (Loud-ass yawn!)

-Nana (a.k.a. Lindsay’s grandmother) is constantly hounded by the paparazzi. (Again, loud-ass yawn!)

-14 year old (although this kid looks about 19 years old) Ali Lohan (a.k.a. Lindsay’s baby sister) revealed to the world that she is working on her first album which incidentally would have never happened if she wasn’t related to Lindsay Lohan. This snot-nosed brat would be paying her dues in the music industry just like everybody else but there is something to be said about nepotism in Hollywood. (Shame on you Ali, for riding your nasty-ass famous sister’s coattails! Hey kid, your 14 years old, you’re old enough to know better! If not, that’s your job Dina! Oh wait a minute I forgot, you don’t have a “real” job nor have to get one because you live off of your famous kid!)

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Sorry Gay Guys, but unfortunately Kristi Yamaguchi won instead of Jason Taylor!

I really really really wanted Marlee Matlin to win the “Dancing With The Stars” competition for all of the hearing impaired people out there.

God, this woman is such an inspiration plus I just loved her in the movie, “Children of a Lesser God!”

Marlee, you rock!

But I just wish that you could have rocked it on the “Dancing With The Stars” stage a little bit more.

Boo hoo hoo!

My second choice for winner was Marissa Jaret Winokur.

I really wanted her to win so that she could represent for all of the “big girls” out there.

And in Hollywood terms that means any woman who wears a size bigger than 2.

Haute couture sucks!

Take that Paris Hilton!

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First Lady Bill Clinton, Do You Think He Can Do The Job?

Being a former president, let’s face it, Bill Clinton has experience with first ladies not to mention White House interns, cigars, blue dresses and ugly women in general.
But I digress.

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Bill Clinton would make a mighty fine First Lady and you know it!

Why can’t romance novels cut out all the b.s. and be more realistic?

“Why is the language in a romance novel so lame? For example…”

“Looking at them made him weak. Her lips were full and lush just begging to be kissed.”

“I would just love it if a romance novel would be more realistic and say…”

“She wore beer-flavored lip gloss on her big-ass lips because she knew that there wasn’t a red-blooded male on earth that woul d pass up a free beer and a little nookie on the side from a good-lookin’ chick.”

“I mean, keep it real!”

“I get so tired of reading romance novels with passages like…”

“It was simply divine. Her womanhood tasted of pungent crushed flowers and dew.”

“BORING!”

“Why can’t they keep it real and say…”

“Her woo-ha tasted wicked nasty as a result of a lingering yeast infection and a
burrito-fueled bowel movement.”

“I’ll never understand why romance novels can’t cut out all the b.s. and be more realistic?”

For Gay & Lesbian Writers Only: Two Ways To Get Rid Of Writer’s Block!

Hey Gay & Lesbian Writers, do you want to learn two powerful ways to get rid of your writer’s block?
If so, click on the link below.

I can’t believe it! After two years i’m finally writing! Yeah, baby!

Gay & Lesbian Travel & Recreation: Top 3 Reasons to Visit Portsmouth New Hampshire

1. Because it’s the Stroller Capitol of the World!
(I’m not kidding everywhere you go in Portsmouth there are mothers and fathers pushing kids in small strollers and those huge multi-kid-big-buggy-type strollers too! Day and night! In good weather and bad weather! It’s truly a phenomenon to witness! A note to all gay & lesbian tourists: Bring your cameras because you don’t want to miss out on getting several polaroids of the Stroller Capitol of the World!)

2. Because it’s the Joggers Capital of the World!
(Never in all of my 37 years on planet earth have I seen so many people jogging in one place! A note to gay & lesbian tourists: Bring your cameras and Nikes!)

3. To see the happy but dirty ducks at beautiful benches-a-plenty Prescott Park!
(If the ducks don’t mind the bluish-brown water in the Piscataqua River (the river that Prescott Park overlooks) then neither should the tourists! A note to gay & lesbian tourists: Dirty ducks rule!)