Messy Divorce Hollywood Style Starring Christie Brinkley, Peter Cook & Diana Bianchi!

What’s with the 20 something women of today?

Don’t these “girls gone wild” have any morals not to mention common sense?

Of course, we all know about high-priced hooker, Ashley Dupree’s affair with former New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer.

Now that all of the hoopla has died down about Ashley, along comes another happy hooker in the making to fill the void.

Enter now 20 something skank/aspiring singer, Diana Bianchi.

The 20 something nobody had an affair with a married man but not just any married man, this moron had an affair with Peter Cook otherwise known as Mr. Christie “Supermodel” Brinkley.

Can anybody out there say stupid!

Hey Diana, intelligent women know that you never mess with a supermodel’s man or there’ll be hell to pay!

Good going, Einstein!

Furthermore, this nasty-ass chick (and yes Diana I am referring to you) “claims” that she was sexually harrassed by Christie Brinkley’s philandering husband. She said he enticed her to his business with a promised doubled salary then proceeded to seduce her.

(Like I said before this chick is nothing but a happy hooker in the making.)

Diana also said that Cook took advantage of her.

Hey Diana, I agree that you were 19 years old which is young but girlfriend you were old enough to know right from wrong and sleeping with a married man is definitely wrong, Diana and you damn well know it!

Quit playin’ dumb!

Although in your defense I know that it probably isn’t an act, you are truly dumb.

Sorry Diana, I know that the truth can hurt sometimes but girl you know it’s true! Oooh, oooh, oooh, I love you!

P.S. Milli Vanilli totally sucks!

Anyhoo back to the show!

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Happy Hooker in the Making!

HEATWAVES ARE NOT ONLY HARD ON US BUT THEY ARE ALSO BAD FOR BUSINESS AND THE ECONOMY!

Meterologists say that whenever you have 3 or more consecutive days of 90 degree weather, that’s a heatwave baby!

And for the past 4 days in Portsmouth New Hampshire (Saturday-Tuesday) and other states around the country that’s exactly what we’ve been having!

A heatwave baby!

And it has been, excuse my french, unfuckingunbearable!

With or without air conditioning.

I mean a person can’t stay inside forever, they have to go outdoors sometime.

I personally have been suffering because of this oppressive heat and I know that alot of other people have been suffering too. (I really feel extra sorry for children and the elderly during heatwaves.)

But I bet you your bottom dollar and I do mean dollar that the economy has been suffering too right along with the rest of us because of this heatwave in the form of:

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Heatwave!

Number One on John McCain’s Bucket List: Choose a Substantially Younger Running Mate!

Gee whiz! Looking at the above picture it’s hard for me to believe that John McCain was ever that young!

Anyhoo, back to the show.

Now that the circus has left town (i.e. The Democrats finally have a nominee) the real showdown can begin. McCain vs. Obama for the Presidency of the United States.

But before we can really and truly get down to the nitty-gritty, the American voting public has got to know one thing. Who will be McCain’s and Obama’s partner-in-crime. (i.e. Possibly the new Veep of the U.S.)

Although I am curious about who both men will pick, i’m extra, extra, extra curious about John McCain’s choice for the simple discriminatory fact that he’s 71 years old.

And people don’t hate me for saying this but let’s keep it real, if elected this senior citizen could kick the bucket at anytime during his tenure. (Although to continue keeping it real, so could Barack Obama because let’s face it when it’s our time to meet our maker it’s our time but John McCain’s chances of meeting his maker soon are through the f-ing roof!)

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Kick the Bucket.

Would You Destroy Your Life For $500,000 On The Reality Tv Show, “The Moment Of Truth?”

Have you ever stolen medicine out of another person’s cabinet for recreational purposes?

Have you ever had sex with any of your friends wives?

Do you blame your father for ruining your childhood?

Do you think that your best friend has the chops to make it as a professional musician?

The above are just some of the questions that have been asked on Fox Tv’s hit reality show, “The Moment of Truth.”

This tv show is not only highly controversial but highly entertaining (I know, i’m going to hell for saying that!) mostly because I am not a contestant, family member or friend appearing on the show. So basically I can sit back and watch the mayhem ensue.

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Moment of Truth!

AFTER 9\11 I’LL NEVER LOOK AT A BACKPACK THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

When I was about 1 block away from the backpack I started to relax but not before getting really pissed off at myself.

Sometimes I really don’t know what gets into me.

Although, if the truth be told I do know what got into me.

It was fear with a capital F.

Fear plain and simple.

Truthfully I got scared because of the following things:

-I thought that there could be a bomb or other type of explosive in that backpack.

-I was scared that some crazy terrorist from a foreign country had put a bomb in that abandoned backpack to make a statement against the United States and that I was toast.

To keep it real, i’m black enough. (I like my skin color just the way it is!) And I don’t need to get any blacker because of a bomb.

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on 9/11 Fear!

I Know All Crazy-Ass Gay Guys Would Agree: Tom Cruise Can Go Onto Any Talk Show That He Wants To!

Question: Should Tom Cruise go onto Oprah again?

My answer: Hell yeah!

At this time, I would like to send a shout out to Gretchen Wilson and to all of those redneck girls like her “keepin’ it country!”

Cause she’s a redneck woman
She ain’t no high class broad
She’s just a product of her raisin’
And she says “hey y’all” and “yee haw”
And she keeps her Christmas lights on, on her front porch all year long
And she knows all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here’s to all her sisters out there keepin’ it country
Let her get a big “Hell Yeah” from the redneck girls just like her
Hell Yeah!
Hell Yeah!

I said, hell yeah!

Sing it, country girl!

God, I just love that song, Redneck Woman!

Anyhoo, back to the show.

Alot of people think that after making a total jackass of himself the last time that he went onto Oprah that he should NEVER appear on her talk show again but I totally disagree.

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Crazy-Ass Cruise Control!

Hey Barack, Hillary & John: Shut Your Hole, Quit Bellyachin’ & Get Rid Of Kid Leashes!

Hey Barack, Hillary and John!

Shut your hole and quit bellyachin’!

When am I gonna’ hear you bozos address the important issues affecting America.

And yes, i’m talkin’ about those damn “kid leashes!”

By the way, my name is Kenny and i’m 4 years old!

Ya’ wanna’ make somethin’ of it?

I’m not happy to meet you cause’ i’m pissed off!

The reason why is that all of the big-wig politicians out there are so “concerned” about war, poverty and A.I.D.S.

When the hell are these bozos gonna’ address a real problem?

And yes, i’m talkin’ about those damn “kid leashes!”

All I need is for one damn politician out there to help me and millions of other kids out.

Hey Barack, Hillary or John, check out my story below if you can find the time. (By the way, i’m saying this very sarcastically!)

And Hillary, I thought you were a person so concerned with children’s issues. If you’re so concerned why ain’t you doin’ something about those damn kid leashes?

LIAR!

To read the rest of my article please click on Shut Your Hole & Quit Bellyachin’!

(Like Nails On A Damn Chalkboard!) The Spanish Channel Epidemic Is Driving Me Crazy!

Hey, party people!
Instablogs is the place to be, ho!

By the by, when I say the word “ho”, I am not referring to hooker, Ashley Dupre, i’m referring to the name Pimp Daddy Eliot Spitzer calls out when he comes inside Ashley Dupre, “ho!”

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

To read the rest of my latest article please click on Ho!

Adultery is Out for Eliot Spitzer & His Hooker, Adultery is In for Nico & Kirby on Lipstick Jungle!

Define irony!

If Eliot Spitzer were an older female having an extramarital affair with a hot young guy half her age, he probably would still be in office.

To read more of this story please click on the link below.

Adultery is sooo in baby!

First Lady Bill Clinton, Do You Think He Can Do The Job?

Being a former president, let’s face it, Bill Clinton has experience with first ladies not to mention White House interns, cigars, blue dresses and ugly women in general.
But I digress.

To read more of this article please click on the link below.

Bill Clinton would make a mighty fine First Lady and you know it!

Gay & Lesbian Politics: Didn’t Michelle Obama Learn ANYTHING From The Dixie Chicks?

“For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country,” Michelle Obama told a Milwaukee crowd on February 18th.

Oh MICHELLE, MICHELLE, MICHELLE!

Did you learn nothing from the Dixie Chicks?

When it comes to your country or your president hide your true feelings and LIE, LIE, LIE!

Gay & Lesbian Humor: Will “Sensitive” Toothpaste Flip Out On Us Naomi Campbell Style!”

“What’s up with all of these toothpaste companies making “sensitive” toothpaste or toothpaste for “sensitive” teeth?”

“I mean can somebody tell me when our teeth became such wimps!”

“Question, if you brush your teeth too hard with “sensitive” toothpaste do you have to apologize to it?”

“Sensitive toothpaste,”
“I’m sorry”
“So sorry”
“Please accept my apology!”

“What if the “sensitive” toothpaste sees you using another brand of toothpaste will it start to cry or flip out on us Naomi Campbell style?” (Can we expect to be knocked upside the head with a cell phone?)

“I mean, what’s up with “sensitive” toothpaste?”

Homophile Probe Beat: A Question About Public Kissing

Do Gay and Lesbians get upset or offended when they see heterosexual couples kissing in public, i.e. at a restaurant, in a park or simply out on the street?

Do you think to yourself, “Get a room” or do you think it’s romantic?

However you feel let me know what you think.

Gay & Lesbian Adoption: What’s Everybody So Scared Of?

Is the reason why mainstream America is so against gays adopting children is that they will “turn” a child gay? (Which is ridiculous!)

Is the reason why mainstream America is so against gays adopting children is that they will do something sexually inappropriate or molest the child? (Even though this is highly unlikely and a heterosexual could just as easily do this as well.)

What’s mainstream America so scared of when it comes to gays adopting children?

There are so many children especially older, minority, special needs and siblings in our system today who NEED and DESERVE a good loving home and there are so many gay couples and single gays who could easily solve this problem.

Plus, it is a proven fact that children are more likely to commit crimes, do drugs or get pregnant when they don’t have a strong parental influence in their lives to guide them on issues of morality which is why gay adoption is so necessary.

I mean let’s face it, the majority of gays don’t have the monetary resources of Melissa Etheridge or Rosie O’Donnell so they usually have no choice other than trying to adopt a child through a public adoption agency run by the state that they reside in. These agencies can be very strict and alot of gays have reported verbal abuse and discrimination by individuals of these agencies which is totally unfair but an unfortunate fact of life for gays wanting to adopt children.

So, I ask again, what’s mainstream America so scared of when it comes to gays adopting children?

Let me know what you think the answer is.