Meatloaf and Tiffany do not belong in the same sentence together!

Oh rock n’ roll gods, say it ain’t so!

Say it!

I said say it!

(I’m like totally all up in your face!)

Say it! Say it! Say it!

At this time, I would like to send a shout out to the late Sam Kinison!

Hey Sam, I really miss your comedic genius not to mention all that kick-ass shouting you used to do oh so well!

White brother, you are truly missed!

Anyhoo back to the show!

I couldn’t believe it!

I still can’t believe it!

A couple of nights ago, I wish I hadn’t seen what I had seen!

But unfortunately I did and I just want to go straight to rock n’ roll heaven and die!

A couple of nights ago, I saw the worst thing that a rock n’ roll fan could ever truly see.

People, brace yourselves!

(I’m crying right now!)

Boo hoo hoo!

I saw one of the greatest songs of the rock n’ roll era used in a cheesy-ass commercial!

Sacrilege!

To finish reading the rest of this story please click on Meatloaf.

In This Corner: Hillary “Rocky” Clinton! And In This Corner: Hillary “Rodham” Clinton! (The Italian Stallion vs. The Pushy Anti-George Bushy)

BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!

And pity the fool candidate without a mohawk who decides to come up against this scrappy Democratic beyotch.

At this time I would like to send a shout out to “pity the fool candidate without a mohawk,”
Barack Obama.

Hey Obama, don’t you wish your hair was hot like Mr. T’s?

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

To read the rest of this article please click on Scrappy Democratic Beyotch!

Gay & Lesbian Humor: Will “Sensitive” Toothpaste Flip Out On Us Naomi Campbell Style!”

“What’s up with all of these toothpaste companies making “sensitive” toothpaste or toothpaste for “sensitive” teeth?”

“I mean can somebody tell me when our teeth became such wimps!”

“Question, if you brush your teeth too hard with “sensitive” toothpaste do you have to apologize to it?”

“Sensitive toothpaste,”
“I’m sorry”
“So sorry”
“Please accept my apology!”

“What if the “sensitive” toothpaste sees you using another brand of toothpaste will it start to cry or flip out on us Naomi Campbell style?” (Can we expect to be knocked upside the head with a cell phone?)

“I mean, what’s up with “sensitive” toothpaste?”

For Gay & Lesbian Ears Only: Ridiculous Ringtones (Parody of the song, “Home On The Range”)

“Oh answer your cell, or i’m gonna’ tell!”
“You ate all the Peanut Butter and Jelly!”
“Many protests were heard, lots of discouraging words!”
“Cause’ we had to eat Liverwurst from the A&P deli!”

Come on!
Send me one of your ridiculous ringtones!