Like Rock N’ Roll, “Celebrity Circus” and “American Idol” are here to stay!

If the 1970’s tv shows, “The Gong Show” and “Dance Fever” were to come on the air today and with Hollywood remaking retro tv shows like crazy you know damn well you’ll be seeing “Gong Show 2009″ and “Celebrity Dance Fever” very soon on your digitally enhanced screen.

For the simple fact that reality tv shows are here to stay!!!

Especially the ones with 3 judges because let’s face it everybody loves this formula.

You have one goody two shoes judge who tells contestants they were good when in fact they sucked, one heavy-set judge who says the word, “dog” alot and one judge who tells it like it is and likes to rip contestants new a-holes.

With a reality tv formula like that you can’t go wrong!

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Would You Destroy Your Life For $500,000 On The Reality Tv Show, “The Moment Of Truth?”

Have you ever stolen medicine out of another person’s cabinet for recreational purposes?

Have you ever had sex with any of your friends wives?

Do you blame your father for ruining your childhood?

Do you think that your best friend has the chops to make it as a professional musician?

The above are just some of the questions that have been asked on Fox Tv’s hit reality show, “The Moment of Truth.”

This tv show is not only highly controversial but highly entertaining (I know, i’m going to hell for saying that!) mostly because I am not a contestant, family member or friend appearing on the show. So basically I can sit back and watch the mayhem ensue.

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Will NBC Dump Hulk Hogan From The Hit Reality Tv Show “American Gladiators” Because Of His Family’s Controversial Comments?

Below is a partial transcript from the Nancy Grace show detailing the controversial comments made by Hulk Hogan and his family.

GRACE: Good evening, I`m Nancy Grace. I want to thank you for being with us. “Wrestlemania” and reality TV superstar Hulk Hogan is on the ropes. His 17 year old son Nick Hogan was involved in a disastrous drag racing crash leaving his 23-year-old friend, John Graziano left with brain damage. Hogan and family now caught on tape blaming the comatose victim, whining about the system, even scheming to make a buck off the whole thing by turning it into a reality TV show. I guess Hogan doesn`t know best.

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LINDA, HOGAN MOTHER: She`s not sad, she`s just acting angry like she just wants the money. John never meant anything to her or Ed. It`s just sad because I really appreciated you kids, and I just miss John and I miss you, too. And it`s, like, she`s not suffering. I am! I have the loss. She could give two (DELETED)

NICK HOGAN: I`m going to ask them, at least, because I`m in — I`m in maximum, I`m going to ask them to at least put me in a cell with, you know, like, maybe something with, you know, some bars where I could see some people or something.

HULK HOGAN: OK. All right. Don`t freak out.

NICK HOGAN: I don`t know. Like, if you could — if she could call the judge or something, just please ask them to put me on house arrest just so I can get out of here because this is the only place I can be in is here.

HULK HOGAN: OK, Bubba. I`m trying, all right? I`m trying.

NICK HOGAN: I know. I know. I know. Will you work on that reality deal for me and get that thing lined up so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it`s there, boom?

HULK HOGAN: Can you do it while you`re on probation?

NICK HOGAN: Yes. Of course.

HULK HOGAN: Yes. OK. You want to do it with Pink Sneakers or you want to do it with someone else?

NICK HOGAN: I want to do it where I`ll make the most money.

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Bad Parenting Tips for Gay & Lesbians: Dina Lohan–Shame on you for letting your 14 year old daughter walk around looking like Tammy Faye Baker!

Last night, the reality tv show, “Living Lohan” premiered on the “E” channel.

Here are some of the forgettable highlights:

-Dina Lohan (a.k.a. Lindsay’s momager) revealed to the world that she reads the tabloids everyday to see if there are any false stories about her children in it. (So basically this bitch reads, the National Enquirer twenty-four seven and has her attorney on speed dial!)

-The Lohan family lives in Long Island New York. (Loud-ass yawn!)

-Nana (a.k.a. Lindsay’s grandmother) is constantly hounded by the paparazzi. (Again, loud-ass yawn!)

-14 year old (although this kid looks about 19 years old) Ali Lohan (a.k.a. Lindsay’s baby sister) revealed to the world that she is working on her first album which incidentally would have never happened if she wasn’t related to Lindsay Lohan. This snot-nosed brat would be paying her dues in the music industry just like everybody else but there is something to be said about nepotism in Hollywood. (Shame on you Ali, for riding your nasty-ass famous sister’s coattails! Hey kid, your 14 years old, you’re old enough to know better! If not, that’s your job Dina! Oh wait a minute I forgot, you don’t have a “real” job nor have to get one because you live off of your famous kid!)

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People, listen up! Tom Cruise can go onto any talk show that he wants to!

Question: Should Tom Cruise go onto Oprah again?

My answer: Hell yeah!

At this time, I would like to send a shout out to Gretchen Wilson and to all of those redneck girls like her “keepin’ it country!”

Cause she’s a redneck woman
She ain’t no high class broad
She’s just a product of her raisin’
And she says “hey y’all” and “yee haw”
And she keeps her Christmas lights on, on her front porch all year long
And she knows all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here’s to all her sisters out there keepin’ it country
Let her get a big “Hell Yeah” from the redneck girls just like her
Hell Yeah!
Hell Yeah!

I said, hell yeah!

Sing it, country girl!

God, I just love that song, Redneck Woman!

Anyhoo, back to the show.

Alot of people think that after making a total jackass of himself the last time that he went onto Oprah that he should NEVER appear on her talk show again but I totally disagree.

I personally think that Tom Cruise should not only go onto Oprah but any talk show that he wants to.

I mean just as long as Tom doesn’t do any of the following things, homeboy will be just fine.

P.S. I’m calling Tom a homeboy because his adopted son, Connor is Black thereby giving him some street cred in the Black community.

Anyhoo, back to the show.

-As long as Tom doesn’t jump on a couch, chair, ottoman, canopy bed or trampoline for the rest of his life on Oprah or any other talk show, homeboy will be just fine.

-As long as Tom doesn’t dance around in neon-yellow granny panties to Bob Seger’s, “Old Time Rock n’ Roll” on Oprah, homeboy will be just fine.

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Okay, Gay Guys! Altogether Now! Note To Celebrity Fit Club: No More Sommore!

No More Sommore!
For the love of god honey, cover up!

On the season finale of VH1’s hit reality tv show, Celebrity Fit Club, lame comedienne, Sommore flashed her boobs “girls gone wild style” to her castmates after finally facing her fears and climbing a “tree house style” obstacle course.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, i’m all for a person facing and conquering their fears but couldn’t this lame comedienne find a more classy way to celebrate it other than getting nasty and flashing her knockers.

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One-Hit TV Show Wonder, Brian Dunkleman Says He Gave American Idol The Boot Not Vice Versa!

One-hit tv show wonder, Brian Dunkleman told the judges on the finale of VH1’s hit reality tv show, Celebrity Fit Club that contrary to the rumors that he was fired from his hosting gig on American Idol he was the one who actually made the decision to quit the show.

Ever since his noticeable absence from the second season of American Idol, rumors have run rapid for about 15 minutes (because basically nobody really gave a shit) about the reason for his sudden departure, the most popular being that he was “too difficult” to work with.

(As if anyone could work amicably with Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul!)

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Grey’s Anatomy’s, Katherine Heigl Needs To Take “Bad Acting Lessons” From CSI: Miami’s David Caruso!

Kat, haven’t you learned anything from David Caruso!

F.Y.I. David Caruso is the fiery-haired idiot who left the popular tv show, NYPD Blue after one season to pursue a big screen movie career and literally “bombed!” After years of big screen failure and after some serious begging to get NYPD Blue to release him from his contract, the now sunglassed idiot bounced back big time as the lead on CBS’s hit tv show spinoff, CSI: Miami.

Don’t leave your popular tv show to pursue a big screen movie career!

Caucasian, are you crazy!

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Why Do Some States Even Show Up For The Miss USA Pageant?

It’s not like you’ve ever heard of Miss Iowa or Miss Idaho taking the crown in a beauty pageant. Well, at least not since the 1950’s, but I digress.

It’s always states like New York, California or Texas who wins.

Speaking of the devil, Miss Texas took home the crown at the Miss USA pageant this year. Surprise, surprise!

Personally, i’m so sick of the monopoly that the above states have on some of these beauty pageants. Do I smell a little payola going on?

At this time, I would like to send a shout out to legendary rock n’ roll disc jockey, Alan Freed! (Thank you white brother! Rock n’ Roll totally rules! I love ya’!)

I mean, New York, California and Texas need to step back and give other states a chance too no matter how ugly or untalented that their representatives may be.

Every state deserves a fair shot.

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“Happy Days” Washed-Up Star, Erin Moran Did It For The Money, Honey!

BOMBSHELL!

On the second to the last episode of VH1’s hit reality tv show “Celebrity Fit Club” washed-up 70’s sitcom star Erin Moran revealed that the only reason she did show was for the money.

Duh! That was so obvious! Look at you, you’re only like 124 pounds! It’s incredibly obvious that you didn’t need to lose any weight! Duh! Erin, we already know that you only did the show for the money because we haven’t heard from you in 24 years which means you haven’t worked in 24 years! Duh!

The only thing that I have to say about your “moment of truth” is girlfriend couldn’t you be a little more discreet!

Erin, I don’t want to hear that your broke!

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